|Don't judge a guy until he takes his shirt off
||[Oct. 17th, 2005|10:08 pm]
I usually eat one of my 6 daily meals at this Indian fast food place where the guy sometimes throws in a free sweet/candy for regular customers. I always refuse. Today we had this conversation:
Him: "Don't you like sweets?"
Me: "Actualy I don't, and besides I have to be careful with my calories."
Him: [smiles somewhat derisively]
Me: No seriously, I gotta watch what I eat. I do some bodybuilding.
Him: Yeah right. [Now with barely concealed contempt]
Me: Hey, I can leg press 300 pounds.
That wiped the smile right off his face.
Him: [totally speechless for about 5-10 seconds]
Him: [looks me up and down, up and down, but still can't get any words out.]
Him: [finally] Y-y-y-you??
Plate of rice and lentils: $3.24
Watching the expression on the guy's face: priceless.
On a side note, having discovered the joys of cottage cheese and scrambled egg whites, my protein intake has now climed to well over three times my pre weight training value.