||[Jan. 25th, 2006|04:32 pm]
I'm lactose intolerant. Small amounts are fine, but more than a cup of milk results in... all kinds of crap.|
At the department tea event that I usually don't go to, I should have had my coffee black like I usually do. Instead, I decided to have just a little cream. I titled the cream container... nothing. A little more... nothing. A little more...
Coffee related accident.
About 10 spoons of cream fell into my cup.
It would look bad to throw it away because there was little coffee remaining and a few people were queued up behind me, so...
I drank it.
Now I am walking through a fog with only the vaguest awareness of my surroundings. My head spins and my insides are trying to swell up and explode. I long for the sweet release of death.